***After finishing the bedtime ritual... Twice***
Me: Spain. Go. To. Bed.
Spain: Don't you mean "go play"?
***After yelling "INSIDE VOICES" at the oldest two***
Alex: Sometimes mama is like the hulk.
Spain: I love the Hulk!!!!!
***Introducing himself to new people***
Spain: My name is Secret Agent Spy Darth Vader Batman
***While on the phone with the insurance company***
Alex: Chester* is like the last of his kind. A long time ago there were lots of Chesters, but then they started getting recalled. And now, I think Chester is the last one.
*Chester is our 2009 Toyota Corolla.